The institution of marriage is not under attack as a result of the President’s...– Rev. Otis Moss III, Senior Pastor of Trinity United Church of Christ (via touchoftea) Can I get a pastor around here that speaks this truth? AND AN AMEN?! (via amadgirl-withablog)
saehae asked: barackobama tumblr com/post/23484907352/clear-eyes-full-hearts ! :)
I have nothing against film, but “Friday Night Lights” is the kind of show that...– Maureen Ryan, Best TV Shows of 2011 (via sarah-bartowski) Oh goood GOD! I attest to this. Kayla and I definitely cried for 15 minutes, if not the whole episode.
JOSEPH KONY HAS BEEN DEAD FOR 2 YEARS →
thisisnotafrica: africanbeats: KONY 2012 PSY-OP SHATTERRED – JOSEPH KONY HAS BEEN DEAD FOR 2 YEARS zweitesich: An informant in contact with Libya 360° has confirmed that the Lord’s Resistance Army leader, Joseph Kony, died two years ago. He was captured during an… reason number 700 why I have issues with the whole Kony 2012 bull. NO ONE DID THEIR RESEARCH! yet again it’s just a...
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cor-leonis-girl: kitty-to-karen: happyharry: It has been a year since the internet’s demise… Carley is now a master thief. yep It has been a year since the internet’s demise… Snafu no longer has a weird laugh. It has been a year since the internet’s demise… Sarah has become President. It has been a year since the internet’s demise… Natalie now leads a rebel army. UMMM...
Here I love you. In the dark pines the wind disentangles itself. The moon...– Pablo Neruda (via gangadevi)
Everything I’ve ever let go of had claw marks on it.– David Foster Wallace (via loveyourchaos)
“you don’t like vegetables?” - Kayla ” I like...– LULZ
Give all of us gathered here tonight the strength to remember that life is so...– Coach Taylor- Friday Night Lights, speaking some truth. (via cor-leonis-girl) Fucking love Coach Taylor. tearssssss for daysssss. FNL you are the best.
My dad just emailed me this huge list of puns oh...
I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.
When chemists die, they barium.
Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.
I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O.
We’re going on a class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz.
Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?
Broken pencils are pointless.
I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
All the toilets in New York’s police stations have been stolen. The police have nothing to go on.
I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes.
A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.
The earthquake in Washington obviously was the Government's fault.
Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too.